March 8 scenario for adults. Competition: “Dramatized Songs”
Evening script for adults “For lovely ladies!”
Ved1: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen! Today, within these walls we celebrate the most wonderful spring holiday - International Women's Day:
Vedas 2: This is a holiday of life, it precedes spring, the time of awakening of the earth, a holiday of love and light. I see that you've stocked up for the upcoming spring mood, charming smiles adorn your faces and bring joy to your hearts.
Ved1: On this beautiful day, March 8, poems are dedicated to women, they talk about love and fidelity. Poets and artists glorify a woman whose name is mother, whose name is love, whose purpose is to give life, joy, and dreams.
Ved2: On this day it is customary to give gifts, surprises and congratulations to women.
And we suggest filling your glasses and listening to the first toast dedicated to our lovely ladies.
Vedas 1: On this day March 8
We wish you well
And armfuls of flowers and spring warmth
Lots of joy and health
Always be beautiful
So that a happy smile
I wouldn't leave my face!
Ved2: And now I invite men to get acquainted with the obligations of this holiday.
Vedas 1: This evening you must
To be only attached to a woman,
Pay attention to her
Forget football, hockey
Vedas 2: Fill the hall with humor,
So that everyone laughs
Shine with wit,
Look taller than a woman
Which is what we ask you to subscribe to.
Ved1: Are you ready to subscribe?
Vedas 2: Great, and we continue our evening and invite your attention to listen to very popular expressions famous people, which once again confirm that a woman is a mystery that embodies a mystical image. If you agree with the conclusion, then we ask you to react vigorously...
Vedas 1: A woman is like a shadow: if you follow her, she runs away, if you run away from her, she watches you.
Ved 2: Women's fashion is the eternal struggle of women between the obvious desire to dress and the secret desire to undress.
Vedas 1: Shoes on high heels was invented by a woman who was kissed on the forehead.
Ved 2: I would rather try on all of Europe than two women.
Ved 1 If a woman is wrong, immediately ask her for forgiveness.
Vedas 2: Women are smarter than men, because knowing less they understand more
Vedas 1 If men knew what women were thinking, they would court 20 times more boldly.
Vedas 2: A woman can keep only one secret - how old she is.
Vedas 1 Women give themselves to God when the devil no longer wants anything from them.
Vedas 2:: Dear ladies, may spring come to your home with a good mood, and may luck always accompany you in all matters.
Vedas 1 I think everyone will join my congratulations and fill their glasses!
Vedas 1 On the holiday of March 8, it is customary to give flowers to all women, V.V. Putin joins in the general congratulations, unfortunately, he could not do this personally but sent a congratulatory telegram. We will read it out, and you can all help, in whatever way you will now understand.
Vedas 3 Telegram: “On this holiday, the day of flowers, I am ready to give them to everyone. Get ready to answer exactly in rhyme!
Vedas 1I am holding a bouquet of flowers, there are so many of them here.
Here are some fragrant violets for Tanya and Galka
Ved 3 Here's for Sasha and Fenya
Branch of foamy (lilac)
First: We are during a conversation
They stood here, at the fence.
Second: It's about the holiday all year round
We liked...
Third: And so
We came to congratulate
Everyone who comes to visit us. (Congratulations to all women present.)
Ved3 Why does spring come in March?
Is the snow melting, are your hearts beating faster?
Why is it hot in winter clothes,
And the icicles cry by the porch?
Vedas 1 Very simple - women's smiles
They warm everything with their warmth.
And March 8 without error
Became International Women's Day.
Ved 2 The sun will touch you very gently
Kind faces, beautiful women's eyes...
And will give firm hope
That everything will come true for you.
Ved3: So let's drink to that.
Ved1: And now I suggest you make a little noise, imagine that you are dubbing a radio play. I suggest you choose roles, maybe one for several people. So, I read the text, and you voice it, in general, now you’ll understand.
"Morning in the village of Murkino."
Characters: Cow, Kitten, Dog, Geese, Piglets, Horse, Ram, Goat, Hen, Rooster.
One wonderful morning, a cute cow woke up and stretched sweetly: “Moo-oo-oo.” Meanwhile, the imp kitten knocked over the sour cream and meowed in fear: “Meow!” An angry dog responded in the yard: “Woof-woof!” She woke up the geese. The geese, sleepy, grumbled: “Ha-ha-ha.” At their cries, the unwashed piglets came running and grunted: “Oink-oink!” The piglets woke up the cheerful horse, and it neighed joyfully: “Igo-go!” The stern ram looked at the horse and remarked: “Bee!” The wise goat agreed with him: “Me-e-e!” The hen entered into an argument with them and cackled “Ko-ko-ko!” All this noise was heard by the cockerel. He constantly worked as an alarm clock part-time in the village of Murkino. He realized that it was time to wake up the village, flew up onto a perch and began to cry: “Ku-ka-re-ku!” And the villagers answered him... (All characters say their words at the same time to make noise.)
Ved2: Well done, you know how to make noise, we just made sure of this, well, now, let's play. We offer you cards, you choose and read what is written on them.
Ved 3 distributes cards and gives a microphone to guests
I'll tell you a secret,
I practice wushu.
And any scoundrel
I'll lay you on your shoulder blades.
I'll tell you a secret,
That the underwear is not ours.
If anyone doubts -
I'll prove it right now.
I'll tell you a secret,
I go to museums.
Slowly exhibits
I'm taking it out of the museum.
I'll tell you a secret,
I drink vodka without restraint.
Give me the bottle in my hands -
I'll drink and not eat.
I'll tell you a secret,
I'm friends with the president.
I go fishing with him
I go to the forest to pick mushrooms.
I'll tell you a secret,
I've been serving in the FBI for a long time,
Because this service
I find it very important.
I'll tell you a secret,
I'm getting married soon.
And probably very soon
I will give birth to two children.
I'll tell you a secret,
I'm watching my figure:
Then I'll smear myself with clay,
Then I'll get a massage.
I'll tell you a secret,
I'm on a diet:
I eat grain all day
Or I chew a bone.
I'll tell you a secret,
I maintain a vegetable garden.
I won’t dig the beds,
I'll just point out the place.
I'll tell you a secret,
That I breed leeches.
These cute little guys
I keep it in a jar at home.
I'll tell you a secret,
I value my health:
Or I'll take a bunch of pills,
Or I'll apply some ointment.
I'll tell you a secret,
I take care of my appearance.
In front of the mirror for hours
I do my makeup.
I'll tell you a secret,
That I paint landscapes.
Cats dozing on the roof
And mermaids on the beach.
I'll tell you a secret,
I think I'm going crazy:
Go for a walk in the evenings
I put on a burqa.
I'll tell you a secret,
I bring everyone around me.
Because I love it
To hang noodles on one's ears.
I'll tell you a secret,
I drive a great car.
And closing my eyes I drive by
In any direction.
I'll tell you a secret,
When I see the syringe, I tremble.
A nurse, sometimes even
I'll take it and bite it.
I'll be happy guys
If they give me a shovel:
I will go everywhere with her,
Dig holes and ditches.
I'll be completely happy
If I fly to the moon,
And then I'll go to Mars
On an interstellar ship.
I will be happy, friends,
If the seas suddenly become
And lakes and bays
Everyone is suddenly filled with beer.
I need a little to be happy:
So that it stays in your pocket
As much money as I can spend!
That would be good luck!
For my complete happiness
Only one thing is needed:
The languid gentleman,
Candles and wine!
Work gives me happiness
I can't live without her.
I have one concern:
How to get a salary?
I need the sun to be happy,
The sea, a couple of strangers
Yacht with a white sail
On the hat is an ostrich feather.
I need a home to be happy,
So that there are twelve rooms in it,
And a jacuzzi and a swimming pool
For family and guests.
It will be happiness for me
Fall head over heels in love.
To live in the world without loving,
It just won't do!
For me there is only happiness in food,
I love to chew so much
And I can at any time
Something tasty to eat.
I will be completely happy
Go fishing on the pond.
But nothing to do with this
I won't get there yet.
Ved2: I suggest filling the glasses and making wishes, or maybe these will be the wishes that you just read. And we, in turn, wish you everything that life is rich in: health, happiness, long years, let this holiday - March 8th - leave a good mark on your soul!
Dance break!
Ved1: I ask you to applaud me!
(Guests applaud)
Did you notice which hand was on top?
Ved2 Whoever has the left hand, please raise your hands! These are emotional people, they perceive everything through the heart, these are creative individuals.
Ved1: Right? – These are people of a logical mindset, you can’t fool them with chaff, these are our minds.
Ved 2 Those who clapped directly can successfully engage in both science and art.
Ved 1 Now clasp your hands. Notice which hand's finger is on top?
Left? - Look at them and remember - these are dangerous people, especially in moments of rest. They are prone to coquetry and seduction.
Ved2: Right? - These are those who successfully cope with coquetry and seduction.
Ved1: Take the Napoleon pose. Who has which hand on top?
The left are people who are hardworking, disciplined, and creative in their work.
Ved2: Right - oh, so many! This is their boss. Thanks everyone! There are, without a doubt, interesting personalities gathered here today.
Vedas 1: Now we invite everyone to dance, because with smart people It’s interesting not only to talk, but also to have fun...
Dance break. .
Vedas 1: Today, on this wonderful evening, men will constantly talk to lovely ladies about love. But you shouldn’t think that love awakens in men only one day a year. They love you, dear women, 365, and sometimes 366 days a year. And now we will give men the opportunity to demonstrate their sublime feelings. I ask one of the men to make a toast in honor of lovely women.
Vedas 1 (Vedas 2 helps - handing out cards): Let's consolidate all of the above and raise our glasses.
I suggest you move around a little, those who want to have fun can come to me (instant performance “The Three Little Pigs”)
Characters: curtain, oak, sun, wolf, Nif-Nif, Nuf-Nuf, Naf-Naf, apple, crow, hedgehog, house, 2 people, castle. (The presenter distributes the roles and reads the text. And the actors depict the actions)
The curtain opens. There is an oak tree in the middle of the clearing. The sun plays with its rays. Nif-Nif and Nuf-Nuf jump in. Nif-Nif tries to climb the oak tree to pick acorns. One more try... No, it doesn't work. The sun laughs and plays with its rays even more powerfully. Nuf-Nuf runs merrily around the oak tree, describing the third circle. Naf-Naf comes in, sits the brothers down under an oak tree and explains in his fingers that they need to build 1, 2, 3, or better yet 5 houses, including a bathhouse and a barn. The sun listens and forgets to play with its rays. The piglets hug each other and leave. The curtain closes.
The curtain opens. There is an oak tree in the middle of the clearing. A wolf sleeps under an oak tree. An apple falls on the wolf. He is dropped by a flying crow. The crow takes the apple. The wolf unhappily turns over to the other side. Nif-Nif, Nuf-Nuf and Naf-Naf run past, grunting loudly. The wolf begins to growl. Suddenly he jumps up - it’s a hedgehog rolling past. The wolf gets up and, sleepily swaying, leaves. The curtain closes.
The curtain opens. There is a house in the middle of the clearing. There is Nif-Nif in it. A sleepy wolf staggers in, yawning widely. The house is falling. Nif-Nif crawls out from under the rubble. The curtain closes.
The curtain opens. There is a house in the middle of the clearing. It contains Nuf-Nuf. A sleepy wolf comes in and stretches. The house is falling. Nuf-Nuf crawls out from under the rubble. The curtain closes.
The curtain opens. There is a house in the middle of the clearing. It contains Naf-Naf. The sun plays its rays tiredly. A sleepy wolf crawls in and yawns. The house is standing. The wolf stretches. The house is standing. The wolf leans against the house and falls asleep. The sun runs across it like a ray. Nif-Nif and Nuf-Nuf drag the wolf into the house. Naf-Naf hangs a big lock on the house. The sun claps its hands joyfully. The piglets hug each other and leave. The curtain closes.
The host invites one of the guests to make a toast. Next is carried out game program with breaks for toasts and dancing.
Games for the evening
"Kiss"
The game will require 4 or more participants (the more the better). All participants stand in a circle. One person stands in the center, this is the leader. Then everyone starts moving: the circle rotates in one direction, the one in the center rotates in the other. The center must be blindfolded. Everyone is singing:
A matryoshka walked along the path,
Lost two earrings
Two earrings, two rings,
Kiss, girl, well done.
With the last words everyone stops. A pair is selected according to the principle: the leader is the one in front of him. Then the issue of compatibility is resolved. They stand with their backs to each other and, on the count of three, turn their heads left and right; if the sides match, then the lucky ones kiss!
"AS" (for men)
To play you will need air balloons in the form of sausages according to the number of participants, felt-tip pens.
Participants must inflate balloons in 1 minute and draw female figures on them with a felt-tip pen - the number of victories. The participant whose ball has the most wins wins.
"Stream"
A line of wallpaper is placed on the floor. Women are invited to walk along the “stream” with their legs wide apart without getting their feet wet. After the first attempt, you are asked to repeat the “walk along the stream,” but blindfolded. All other future participants should not see how it is carried out. Having passed the “stream” blindfolded and at the end of the path having removed the blindfold, the woman discovers that a man is lying on the “stream”, face up (the man lies on the wallpaper after the task has been completed, but the participant’s blindfold has not yet been removed ). The woman is embarrassed.
A second contestant is invited, and when everything is repeated again, the first contestant laughs heartily. And then the third, fourth... Everyone has fun!
"Feed me"
The guests are divided into pairs. Each pair consists of a man and a woman. The task of each pair is to work together, without using their hands, to unwrap and eat the candy that the host will give. The first couple to do this wins.
"Zoo"
The players stand in a circle. The presenter whispers to everyone the role: “hippopotamus” or “eagle”. Everyone hugs each other's shoulders. When the presenter loudly says “eagle” to everyone, the “eagles” tuck both legs. When they are a “hippopotamus”, they tuck their legs. The fun will be even greater if suddenly big company there will be a clear minority of certain “animals”.
"Joke Game"
The company announces that now everyone will play one very funny game. Everyone should stand in a circle, sit down and put their hands on the floor. Then the presenter asks everyone to repeat the phrase after her: “I am (person’s name), and I don’t know how to play this game.” When everyone has said these words, the presenter gets up, shakes herself off, looks up at everyone and says: “Then why are you sitting here?”
"With lemon drops"
The girl lies down horizontally, napkins with slices are laid out over her body, and one must be placed in her mouth (not swallowed). The guy is blindfolded, and he must find all the slices and eat them. It is possible to drink it with vodka (water). A softer option is to use candy instead of lemon. The fastest pair wins.
"Seamstresses"
Players are divided into teams (5-10 people). Each team selects a “seamstress” who is given a rope. At the command of the leader, the “seamstresses” begin to “sew” the members of their team to each other, threading the rope through their clothes. The seamstress who does it the fastest wins. Team players are allowed to help the seamstress sew on themselves.
“Sewing” is allowed through loops, watch straps, beads, trouser belt loops and more.
On the stage, two men with fishing rods are sitting on the shore.
MAN 1: Eh! It doesn’t bite - but I promised mine for the holiday.
MAN 2: And I fill the fish with jellied fish - what a scandal... What are we going to do?
MAN 1: (takes out a bottle) Let’s take a small one, maybe he’ll bite.
2 MAN: Yeah, you’re still in the water of the fields - the fish will drink, but you need a snack, so it will rush at the worm.
1 MAN: What is this idea! I’ll do that (pouring water from a bottle) Look!!! You're already hooked... Get it!!!
(pulls out a fishing rod, appears gold fish)
MAN 2: Wow! This is a fish, and not a simple one at that?
1 MAN: That's right, an alcoholic fish - whoever you tell, they won't believe it.
MAN 2: But it’s golden... Do you remember the fairy tale about the fisherman and the fish?
Fish: He remembers, he remembers. Now he will begin to demand a trough, and all sorts of
real estate
And I hope you remember the end of the fairy tale? In short, three wishes and we
in counting. There are many fishermen here, but there is only one goldfish.
MAN 1: What do you think?
Fish: Think, but not for long, time is money.
(men confer)
MAN 2: Listen, fish - we want to celebrate March 8 in the company of beautiful
women and so that there is a sea, palm trees, warmth and no need to give gifts
and set the table. And most importantly, stay away from here. Is there such a place?
Fish: Yes. I'll send you to the island<<Амазония>> - there are only women there
reside. Happy holiday. If anything, call me.
(music, change of scenery, men come out and sing to the tune
songs -<<Остров невезения>>)
There is an island of Amazonia in the ocean,
Absolutely the entire female population,
There is an island in the ocean called Amazonia.
They hunt during the day and sleep peacefully at night.
Everything is the same here for many years in a row,
Everything is the same here for many years in a row -
They hunt during the day and sleep peacefully at night.
On the damned island, there is no calendar.
Day 8 March is here, wasted,
On the damned island, there is no calendar.
No one will give them, not even a flower,
There isn't even a guy lying around here.
There isn't even a guy lying around here,
No one will even give them a flower.
(Women with spears run out screaming and hooting and surround
men)
1 WOMAN: What kind of miracle is this? There's nothing like it ever born
I saw it.
WOMAN 2: Some kind of freaks. Maybe mutants? - Radiation is all around.
WOMAN 3: No, girls, they really look like monkeys - hairy faces, crooked legs, only wearing clothes for some reason.
1 MAN: You yourselves are monkeys - you've dressed yourself up like hell, you've gone completely wild.
But today is March 8th. Where are the chic evening dresses, where
exquisite aroma of perfume, where are the sweet smiles? Yes, put away your sticks.
MAN 2: We are men - have you never seen men? These are the unfortunate ones.
MAN: (both) Yeah!!!
WOMAN 1: Wait, wait, I remember something. My grandmother told me
There used to be such a tribe - they were called men.
WOMAN 2: Where did it go?
1 WOMAN: Yes, they have degenerated, they say - some got drunk, some got smaller, and they also say
Many of them turned some kind of blue.
3 WOMAN: My fathers, apparently the vodka has caused your hearts to turn red. And these
They look like white, but they're kind of dirty.
1 WOMAN: About them, about men, now only legends and songs remain.
(phonogram -<<Песенка о медведях>> k-f Kavkazskaya captive)
women sing:
Somewhere in this wide world, in life, not in the movies
There lived a male tribe, they lived a long time ago.
They were lazy, they knew the sofa and the table,
They loved beer and football very much.
La la la la la la la how the earth carried them (2 times)
They were famous throughout the world for their rudeness and impudence,
They fought wars with each other for many, many years.
They lived by fishing, drank wine out of melancholy,
They darned at their leisure, torn socks.
La la la la la la la, how the earth carried them (2 times)
MAN 1: What a woman, who told you that?
MAN 2: We are the most ordinary, normal men- not blue, not green.
Why are they dirty? We were fishing.
WOMAN 2: Yeah! You see - fishing. And where there is fishing, there is drinking.
1 MAN: Yes, we tried for you to serve fish to the table for the holiday. March 8th after all.
1 WOMAN:: What does March 8th mean, fish day or something? Yes, we can catch it without you,
We've already eaten too much.
MAN 2: What is March 8... Let's explain.
(sing to the tune of the song<<Что такое осень>> Yu.Shevchuk.)
1
What is March 8th?
He comes in early spring.
It comes like a hurricane, like a flood,
And everything changes in an instant.
Chorus:
You have to get up early in the morning,
We need to serve coffee in the bedroom,
Make breakfast, clean the house,
And run for flowers.
2
What is March 8th?
Trouble from morning until sunset.
And our pay and our nest egg with accumulation
Everything flies away in an instant.
Chorus:
You need to buy a cake urgently,
Somehow dragging bags from the market.
Women's Day is hard for us,
We will endure everything for you.
1 WOMAN: So what happens, we don’t have to do anything today?
We must be served, cooked, cleaned, washed, given gifts
present? This is where heaven is!
2 WOMAN:? Yeah, I cut my lip. These guys just want to go for a walk. Just think, once a year you give flowers and prepare a salad, and in the morning all the consequences
we have to eliminate. Look at hangover faces. No - we lived without men,
and we will live another 100 years.
WOMAN 3:: Yes, indeed, why only once a year? Let them give flowers every day and speak kind words.
1 WOMAN:: Come on, for starters, at least once a year you will receive such an honor.
But where can we get them, men? There are only two of these - for everyone
will not be enough.
1 MAN: Calm down, ladies - this is a fixable matter. We invite you to visit us
on holiday. People have already gathered there, there are a lot of men and everyone is ready for you
carry on your hands. Call the fish.
(they shout, they call the fish)
Fish: Do you want a second wish? Please.
MAN 2: Fish, take us all to our festive concert. Let these
savages will see that our men are not at all like them about them
think.
1 MAN: And our third wish is that on this day, all dreams and hopes
our beloved women will come true. Happy holiday to you!!!
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Hello Mashunya, would you like some honey?
- Hello Mishunya, mmm I won’t refuse!
- Then take the pot, it’s standing at the entrance.
- Yes, yes Mishunya, let's dispel the sadness!
I can destroy a pot in 3 approaches.
- Yeah, putting microbes in there with your furry paw?!
- What...
The scene “The eighth of March is around the corner!”
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The eighth of March is around the corner,
In the shops - men -
Everyone's pushing, guys.
They should find a gift!
Carrying glorious bouquets -
From mimosa from carnations,
And in the other hand - sweets -
To prove that he's a man!
Leaning on the lady's cheek,
Ay love yu and all that,
With compliments...
Interesting
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Host: Dear friends!
And again spring, of course, March-
The spring holiday is yours.
Winter is gone, love is in overdrive!
And our feelings start!
Spring and women are a single whole, inseparable. Let's ask ourselves the question - why? The answer to this can only be given...
Theater script for congratulations on March 8
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"Voice behind the scene":
Hello, ladies, gentlemen!
How did you get here?
I tell you without deceit,
You have entered our kingdom.
And our head, as of old,
Almighty, formidable king.
Don’t you dare offend him -
He is called Eremey!
“King Eremey” enters majestically...
Script of congratulations for March 8
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The bright spring holiday of March 8th is knocking on our door with huge boots, and of course, every man wants to show off his talent by doing at least something pleasant for his woman(s). It's no secret that my page is often visited not only by my...
Script of congratulations for March 8
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From March 8th. (variations on the theme “About Fedot the Sagittarius, a daring fellow”)
Narrator:
Believe me or don't believe me - it was in the spring.
Once upon a time there lived a sultan, he had an oil fountain, one gas tap,
He adored all the ladies, had his own clan and his name was Ivan.
Flew by...
Scenario for a theatrical corporate party on March 8!
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Congratulations from the pioneers.
A detachment of pioneers enters the stage to the beat of drums. The equipment corresponds to the performance (T-shirt, shorts, white socks and red ties and caps). Some have a butterfly net in their hands, others have drums, and the one walking...
Creative script March 8 “No men!”
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The presenter (aka Choli's mother - a young man in disguise) says greetings to all the gathered girls and their girlfriends:
Hello, girls, today is our holiday, and we will celebrate it with an all-girl team. Hurray! Let's...
OH Good afternoon, dear wives, mothers, sisters, daughters, grandmothers, girlfriends, loved ones, colleagues, acquaintances and strangers, but who can be described in one phrase - dear women!
SHE We are glad to see you at our meeting today, a meeting with the beautiful...
“Oh spring, you have defeated me” (Script of a festive concert dedicated to women)
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HOST: Good evening, dear guests! We are very glad to see you here today, in this beautiful hall. Relax, enjoy communicating with each other, watch the concert.
The first days of spring have already arrived, the sun has appeared after a long and gloomy...
Today is part 1 - “A woman’s gaze.”
This is a scene for a corporate party or other adult feast.
Dear schoolchildren, don’t waste your time: this is not for you, I will soon write another funny sketch for you.
It can be performed in different ways - like a conversation between two friends over a cup of tea or on the phone. Married woman in a happy voice she enthusiastically describes the day of March 8th to her unmarried friend, who just nods, sighs sadly and occasionally inserts monosyllabic questions.
Here I present an option with a telephone. It looks like a monologue by one actress. If you also have a second one, then dividing the text into two will not be difficult. Doing the opposite is a little more difficult, so I try to make your life easier.
Since you will stage my monologue before March 8, and the speech in it comes after it, I recommend a short introduction:
Dear ladies and gentlemen, now we will show a story about how you can spend March 8th in a separate marital apartment. There is one holiday, one apartment, and two stories about the same day, and very polar ones. Listen, watch and draw conclusions. So that your March 8th will be equally wonderful for both parties involved.
Funny scenes for March 8:
part 1, “A woman’s gaze.”
Oh, yesterday was just a fabulous day!
I open my eyes in the morning and there is a basket of flowers. Big? No, not very big, not theatrical... the basket is... well, like a big cup... But still, it’s not a cup, it’s a basket!
And in it there is a note: “Darling, lie down, rest, don’t go into the kitchen, I’ll do everything myself!”
Who would refuse this! I’m lying there happy, thinking - what a great fellow he is! And before dawn, he ran for flowers and prepared breakfast for me! But the neighbor was unlucky - her husband did something there that even the Ministry of Emergency Situations was called!
What? Oh, no, I didn’t see it myself, my beloved told me about it later. But I personally heard the sound of the siren and the smell of smoke. I can’t even imagine what was burning there that the smoke even penetrated into our bedroom!
In general, my husband didn’t let me into the kitchen - he said women had nothing to do in the kitchen on March 8th. That’s why we had breakfast right in bed – it’s so romantic, you melt from the rush of feelings!
What did you give? The gift was great! I always secretly assumed that his prudence and practicality were so, on the surface, out of modesty. But in fact he is an extraordinarily generous person, extraordinarily! He gave me such a cute envelope with the inscription “Allow yourself everything!” - exactly what I want is drawn on it! And inside - bank card VIP client, can you imagine! And again the inscription - “And even this!” I allowed it.
My husband said that I could take a walk for now, and he would put things in order at home. And in the evening another surprise awaits me!
Well, I went for a walk! In this weather? What's wrong with the weather? Did the weather forecasters report a bad day on March 8? Darling, the weather doesn’t matter at all when you have a VIP card in your purse! And then - I shopping center I was walking, not on the street. The doctors Fresh air recommend? Yes, I heard something about this. I also went out into the fresh air to catch my breath after shopping and figure out how it happened that I hadn’t spent all the money on the card yet, but the terminals suddenly stopped accepting it. Probably the systems in the stores are glitching due to overload - do you know how many friends I met there that day? Not that many people come to paid demos!
In general, by the time I got home, evening had already come. The beloved is quiet, silent, looks with such eyes... What? Well, how can I tell you? The look is clouded and slightly distraught. Just slightly. How is this why? From love, of course. And he managed to get bored - he didn’t see me for half a day.
Darling, let's not go to the restaurant. I want to be alone with you. I even cooked dinner myself!
And, really, just imagine - I stewed vegetables and meat, made dessert... And everything smells so delicious! And again, in the bedroom, a makeshift table was set on the bed. What does a real man mean? I said I wouldn’t let you into the kitchen on March 8th, but I never let you in! The only thing is that for some reason vegetable peelings and egg shells were also in the bedroom. He probably got busy, got busy, and accidentally brought it out of the kitchen with dinner.
What then? Well... I couldn’t help but thank him for such efforts? Moreover, he hinted in every possible way. Flowers in the bedroom, breakfast and dinner in bed. In the evening he asked several times if I had a headache. Of course, I was very tired - is it a joke to spend five hours in fitting rooms without leaving? But he was so sad, how could I refuse?
In general, the day was a fairy tale, and the night was simply anriel on new way! Well, that's a different story.
After this, be sure to immediately present and show the 2nd part from the next article - funny.”
Your Evelina Shesternenko.
Spring is coming, and that means the holiday of lovely ladies - March 8th! The March 8 scenario for adults will help you make this holiday the best!
The 8th of March is coming to us.
It's time to congratulate the lovely ladies!
We want to hug them tightly
And we dedicate the hit to them!
The men sing to the tune of the song "Alice":
Sasha is with us, Andrey is with us
And many other famous people!
We've been preparing for a long time, and now the moment has come to start!
Flowers, congratulations, bouquets of flowers,
Any of us is ready to congratulate the lovely girls!
Their holiday has arrived, the wonderful day of March 8th!
Holiday? What kind of holiday is this?
And this is a holiday of joy, smiles and spring,
When all our girls are beautiful and tender,
When the hearts of men are full of love and care!
When we are ready to surround them with attention,
When we are diligently ready to serve them,
After all, you can’t overload girls with work today!
Girls? What kind of girls are these?
Who are these girls and where are they sitting?
Of course, in management, they look at computers!
And we, with such faces, will take it and rush to the ladies!
Even our beloved chef is with us,
He, if in the mood, can sing the chorus,
Because everyone knows how many women there are in the department.
They work great, they are passionate about their work,
They look great and please our eyes.
Men can lift their spirits in five minutes!
What do we want to wish for our girls?
Always be young, never get tired!
Health and love, and vacation on the Black Sea!
May life smile on you, may you be lucky in everything!
Health and creativity never end!
And may fate fulfill all your dreams soon!
Leading.
You are all so beautiful today
So charming and gentle!
If you look, it will immediately become clear:
The breath of spring is all around!
In this difficult job,
Among computers, papers
You are blooming brighter than ever,
It’s like there’s a good magician nearby,
who gave you a miracle
To be young, to live lovingly,
And laundry, kitchen and dishes
I definitely took it upon myself!
So be happy, healthy,
Take on everything ardently,
And we are ready to set you up
Your reliable shoulder.
We wish you good luck in your business,
Love is beautiful and big!
You smile, which means
Everything in life will be fine!
Now let's summarize the results of the questionnaire that we conducted among our lovely women. Since we celebrate March 8th, we also have eight questions.
(Presenter 1 reads out the question and Presenter 2- best answers: five to six pre-selected options)
1. Your motto in a relationship with a man.
2. What shortcoming do you forgive men?
3. Which fairy-tale heroine can you compare yourself to and why?
4. What do you dream about in the spring?
5. And if we started everything again,
Who would you choose?
6. Describe your life with a line from a song.
7. Decipher the word HUSBAND by its first letters.
8. But what is love anyway?
Prizes are awarded for the most lyrical questionnaire, for the wittiest questionnaire and for the best answer to each question.
Leading.
Regarding love, I can add the following: love is a disease that can only be helped by bed rest!
- What kind of disease is this? - says the doctor, - when is so much energy consumed? This is work!
- What kind of work is this? - says the engineer, - when is the main unit stopped? This is art!
- What kind of art is this? - says the actor, - when there are no spectators! This is science!
- What kind of science is this? - says the professor, - when the very last student can, but I can’t!
So let's drink to eternal students in love!
Leading.
And now, dear women, let's test your erudition!
I suggest you do a little quiz. It also has 8 questions.
The winners, or rather the winners, will receive prizes.
Chips will be awarded for correct answers, but if a man answers correctly, he must give his chip to any of the ladies present here.
1. Which ditty mentions both women and the number 8?
(Eight girls, one me.
Where the girls go, I go there!)
2. What alcoholic drink reminds you of Women's Day with its name? (Martini)
3. Remember films with the word WOMAN.
("Strange Woman", "Sweet Woman", "Beloved Woman"
mechanic Gavrilov", "A woman as a gift"...)
4. What movie titles consist of only adjectives addressed to women? (“The most charming and attractive”, “The only one”...)
5. In which songs are they mentioned? female names?
(“Liza! Don’t leave!” “Oh, Tanya, Tanya, Tanechka!” “Me and my Masha are at the samovar,” “Hello, hello, Alena!”, etc.)
6. Which wines are named after women?
(Lydia, Isabella, Dunyasha...)
7. What plants remind you of women's names?
(Rose, lily, pansies, daisy, Ivan and Marya...)
8. Which movies have women's names in their titles?
(“Mashenka”, “Anna Karenina”, “Valentin and Valentina”,
"Zhenya, Zhenechka and Katyusha", "Seraphim and Seraphim"...)
So, the title “Vasilisa the Wise” has been earned...
(a prize is awarded for greatest number chips and Diploma:
"To Vasilisa the Wise from admiring men")
However, do not forget: women are given convolutions in order to go around sharp corners!
A musical pause is announced, during which a jury of men most competent in this matter will choose Elena the Beautiful. Men approach a stand with children's photographs of women (without signatures), which were made in advance, for which everyone
the women were asked to bring photographs of themselves as children.
Leading.
So, the title “Elena the Beautiful” was earned by photograph No. ...
We ask the original to come forward to present the prize! The winner is awarded a prize and a similar diploma.
Leading.
And now we will ask the women who sewed today’s outfit with their own hands to come here. Please walk in front of us so we can appreciate your art!
So, the title “Marya the Artisan” and our main prize was earned...
(The rest of the participants in this competition receive a "Delight" chocolate bar)
However, I want to warn our lovely ladies: if you hear a cry of fashion, do not immediately respond - what if it’s not you!
And now a competition is being announced for the best toast in honor of our lovely women, as well as on the theme “Man and Woman”.
Concerning last topic, then I have this toast:
Late night. The man is not at home. Two women are worried - a wife and a mother. So let's drink to the fact that what happens to a man is not what his mother fears, but what his wife fears!
A competition for the best toast is held throughout the evening. The winners are awarded prizes.
Leading.
And now the smartest women will receive keepsakes from us! You only need to guess what is in the package.
1. It can be liquid and solid. Various colors and shapes.
Has some connection to football, opera and television series.
(Soap - "Judge on soap!", "soap opera")
2. This gift is related to the song "Eat Coconuts, Chew Bananas", but is edible only in name (cream "Coconut")
3. The name contains the form,
And you have to fill out the form!
(mug)
Leading.
The soul sings and the conversation
The combined choir will continue again:
Song to the tune of "If you leave the house with a frown...":
If you leave the house frowning,
Remember that today is a holiday!
That any friend is ready to congratulate you
Or even a stranger you meet!
And a smile without a doubt
Suddenly touches your eyes,
AND good mood
Will not leave you again!
A happy accident brought us together in the department!
It’s not in vain that we love our lovely women!
Gentle, kind, modest, in general - the best!
Our eyes say more about it than our words!
And male admiration
Suddenly touches your eyes,
And good mood
Will not leave you again!
If you want tea early in the morning
Or it's time for lunch,
Get out this self-assembled tablecloth!
Here, in our gift, there are a considerable number of them!
Your appetite, no doubt,
Will play out immediately
And good mood
Will not leave you again!
Presentation of gifts (women are given tablecloths)
Leading.
And finally, we would like to wish you with all our hearts:
Don't let your children upset you
They will be as beautiful as flowers!
Get A's at school
And make all your dreams come true.
Just remember that when you have many children -
They are obedient when there is one child - you are obedient.
Leading.
Let him be a husband and a dear friend,
And a faithful companion for you!
To make you proud of your spouse,
And so that the fire in the soul does not go out!
When saying: “You are mine!”, immediately specify what exactly to wash!
So that when you come home from work,
Had the strength to joke
So that worries don't age you,
So that you don't get tired of loving!
Don't forget that a woman's age is determined not by years, but by men!
And on this bright spring day
We sincerely wish you
Always be in shape and in the mood
And don’t count the years!