Fairy tales remade in a modern way. Comic, funny skits for teenage and adult audiences

With fun text and minimal props. These can be skits or fairy tales with a quick change of clothes (or without costumes at all), their main feature is that they are easy to organize and arrange at any holiday, and with any composition of guests.

Collected here the best New Year's fairy tales and skits - impromptu, the plot of which is connected with this wonderful a holiday called New Year .

Some of them have a lot of characters, some don't, some are only for adult company, other New Year's fairy tales and skits can be performed in a mixed company and even with children - choose which ones are more suitable for your guests (Fairy tales were written by talented Internet authors - thanks to them for that!)

1. New Year's scene"Chukchi" based on the fable by S. Mikhalkov.

the scene has been moved - watch

2. New Year's scene - impromptu "Herring under a fur coat."

This wonderful New Year's game is always fun and lifts the spirits of everyone: participants and spectators. But it is important to present this game well; a lot depends on the presenter, his artistry and comments (if necessary).

Presenter: Festive table on New Year...for many this is the most important thing: strong drinks, aromatic snacks, delicious salads... Which salad do you think is the most popular in the New Year? Herring under a fur coat? Wonderful! So let's prepare it.

Gives the participant a chef's hat and apron. Asks him to invite guests for certain roles. Places 2 chairs at a distance of 2 meters. Next, the guests sit on chairs on each other’s laps, so that those sitting on one chair look at those sitting on the other chair.

1. At the base of this salad there is a herring, it should be large and juicy - invite two juicy men. And the herring's eyes are large and slightly bulging. I said lightly! OK!

Men sit on chairs facing each other

2. Place on the herring, or better yet, scatter onion, cut into rings. Invite two blonde ladies, the onion is white! Girls, let's scatter the herring, don't be shy.

The ladies sit on the men's laps facing each other.

3. Now take the boiled potatoes and place them on top. We invite men again. Potatoes, why are you so boiled, let's get more active!

4. Let's grease everything with aromatic low-calorie mayonnaise. Let's invite the ladies. Mayonnaise, spread, spread!

The ladies sit down again.

5. And again a vegetable. This time carrots. Men, we are waiting for you. What beautiful carrots we have! All smooth, long, strong! And what a beautiful top!

Men sit down according to the same principle.

6. Mayonnaise again, ladies first! Let's sit down, let's spread out!

The ladies sit down again.

7. Beets, we are waiting for you! Beets, some of them are not red, or even burgundy, but we hope they are delicious!

The men sit down.

8. Decorate our salad with greens. Parsley and dill put you in the middle. You are a sprig of dill, make us a sprig! And you, parsley, make a sprig.

Ladies and Gentlemen! Herring under a fur coat is ready! Bon appetit!

Applause to all participants!

3. Instant New Year's skit: "A movie is being made!"

Raise your hands those who dream of becoming an artist, who want to act in films. Now, right here, without leaving the spot, a film will be shot in which you are assigned to play the main roles. You see these cameras, you have cards in your hands. The cards indicate what your role is. I will read the script, name the characters who have this role indicated on their card - welcome to the stage! The jury will choose the best artist. So: camera, motor, let's start!

He reads, calling one participant in the production at a time and forcing them to “get into character.”

So, the artists received cards with actors our impromptu performance, which we will film on camera. They learn what needs to be done only on stage and must immediately perform it.

This is a very fun outdoor game. Costumes are not necessary for her; all you need to do is prepare 6 cards with words and place 6 chairs in the center of the hall. Each player (6 people) draws a card and sits on one of the chairs. Having heard the name of your character, you need to: say your words, run around six chairs and take your place again. With the words: “Happy New Year!” - everyone stands up together and runs around the chairs. It turns out not to be a skit, but a cheerful “running game” with words.

Characters and words:

Holiday - "Hurray"
Santa Claus - “Have I had a drink with you yet?”
Snow Maiden - “As much as possible!”
Champagne - “As soon as I hit you in the head”
Elka - “I’m on fire”
Gifts - “I’m all yours”
Everyone: “Happy New Year!”

Text.

Once upon a time there was a little girl and she dreamed: when she grows up, I’ll have a big New Year’s PARTY, I’ll decorate a huge TREE, and the real SANTA CLAUS will come to me. And at this time, somewhere in this world there lived a little boy who dreamed that when he grew up, he would put on a GRANDFATHER'S CLAUS costume, give GIFTS to everyone and meet a real SNOW MARIAN. They grew up and met by chance, and the girl became the SNOW Maiden, and the boy became GRANDFATHER COLA. And soon they began to dream about the New Year's HOLIDAY.

SANTA CLAUS dreamed of gathering all his friends and giving them CHAMPAGNE. In addition, he wanted to hear shouts of “HAPPY NEW YEAR!” kissing the Snow Maiden. And then came December 31, 2020. They decorated the TREE. At the HOLIDAY, CHAMPAGNE flowed like a river, and the guests gave GIFTS and thought: “What a HOLIDAY! And GRANDFATHER Frost is real, and SNOW MAIDEN is a beauty. And what a wonderful TREE! What excellent CHAMPAGNE!"

The best GIFT for Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden was that the guests shouted: “HAPPY NEW YEAR!”, “HAPPY NEW YEAR!”, “HAPPY NEW YEAR!”

Source: forum.in-ku

5. New Year's impromptu "Morning January 1st"

Mother

Mirror

Beer

Fridge

Box

Thunder

Rain

Alarm

Child

Grandfather

Messenger.

Text

DADDY got out of bed hard this morning. He went, looked in the MIRROR and said: “No, this can’t be!” Then DAD angrily called MOM and demanded to bring BEER. MOTHER opened the FRIDGE with a bang, took out BEER from there and brought it to DADDY. DAD drank BEER and said: “Uh, good!” MOM ran up to DAD, snatched the rest of the BEER from him, drank it and threw away the empty bottle.

At this time, THUNDER rumbled outside and it began to RAIN. The ALARM CLOCK rang, the CHILD woke up and ran to his MOM in fear. The CHILD was shaking with fear. THE DAD invited the CHILD to look at himself in the MIRROR so that he would stop being afraid. The MIRROR reflected all the horror in the CHILD'S eyes. The ALARM CLOCK rang again and, hobbling out of his room, clucking and wailing, the evil GRANDFATHER came out. He also wanted BEER, but the BEER ran out, so GRANDFATHER hit the REFRIGERATOR hard, shook his fist at DAD, and hugged the frightened CHILD.

The doorbell rang. It was a MESSENGER who came and brought a box of BEER. GRANDFATHER hugged and kissed the MESSENGER, quickly took the box of BEER and, limping, ran into his room. But DAD and MOM saw this and ran after him cheerfully. And only the MIRROR and the CHILD were unhappy, since no one offered them a hangover.

(Source: forum.vcomine.com)

6. New Year's scene in retro style"The Girl and the Thief"

Characters:

Author
Girl - (to make it funnier, a young man can also play the role of a girl)
Girl's fur coat - (employee or employee in a fur coat from grandma's chest, sample from the 60-70s of the 20th century)
Thief (required in a black stocking on his head)
Policeman
Snowflakes
Father Frost

Once in a frosty winter
New Year's Eve sometimes
Lena was walking to her home
In a warm fur coat.
(The girl skips, waving her purse.)

Without sadness and anxiety
A girl was walking along the road.
And when I entered the yard,
The thief ran up to the girl.
(A thief runs up with a revolver)

He waved his pistol,
He ordered me to take off my fur coat.
(The thief actively gestures with his revolver)

At this moment and at this very hour!
But it was not there -
Lena is a thief in the eye
Bam! What strength there was!
(The girl demonstrates several techniques).

The thief screamed in pain,
Lena called 02.
(Calls on his mobile phone. A policeman appears and blows his whistle.)

The thief is now in captivity
And my whole head is covered in bandages.
(The thief, sitting on a chair, holds the bars in front of his face with his hands, and at this time a man in uniform bandages his head).

Snowflakes are dancing outside the window,
(Snowflakes dance with tinsel)

The thief looks at them with longing,
Licking pieces of ice on the window,
Gorka is crying day after day.
(The thief sobs, rubs his eyes with his hands)

All swollen already from tears,
And the drooping one walks.
He won't understand that Santa Claus
Doesn't come to prison!
(Santa Claus shows him a fig).

Lena in a fur coat, like a picture,
Attends parties
Celebrating the New Year,
Congratulations to all the people.
(The girl dances energetically with a bottle of champagne)

Let's say this to the thief today,
Concluding our poem,
This New Year's Eve:
"STEALING IS NOT GOOD!"

7. Impromptu fairy tale for the New Year “The main tree in lights”

New Year's theater-impromptu. The text is spoken by the presenter, the selected actors speak only their own words and perform any funny actions at their discretion.

Characters and lines:

Santa Claus: "Happy New Year! Fuck you!"
Snow Maiden: “And I’m just coming from the cold, I’m a May rose”
Ice Palace: “Are you stunned? Close the doors!”
Main Christmas tree: “And I’m so damn mysterious”
Staff: "Hold on, don't make a mistake!!!"
Sani-Mercedes: “Eh, pour it, I’ll pump it!”
Cell phone: “Master, pick up the phone, women are calling!”
Curtain: “I’m silent, but I’m doing my job!”

(background music is playing quietly "The Forest Raised a Christmas Tree")

Text

THE CURTAIN opens. MAIN TREE froze waiting for it to be lit? Here Santa Claus appears on a MERCEDES SLED. GRANDFATHER FROST got off his MERCEDES SLED and parked it not far from the MAIN TREE. And the MAIN TREE is waiting for decisive action. And at this time the SNOW MAIDEN appears, she has a STAFF in her hands, and a CELL PHONE hangs around her neck. GRANDFATHER CLOSUS joyfully hugs the SNOW MAIDEN, kisses the STAFF and takes the CELL PHONE.

And the MAIN TREE feels the approach of the decisive moment. SANTA CLAUS touches the slender branches of the MAIN TREE with his STAFF. From the magical touches, the TREE immediately sparkled with a wonderful light. THE SNOW MAID clapped her hands, the MERCEDES SLED began to dance, GRANDFATHER CLAUS shouted joyfully, energetically waving his STAFF, to the loud jubilation of the MOBILE. THE CURTAIN closes.

8. New Year's fairy tale - impromptu "In the winter forest"

In this case, to enhance the humorous effect, you can give the guest, who will portray Echo, a ba big bag of candies and every time the sound “distributes” sounds, let him go into the hall and distribute them.

Characters:

Snow
Woodpecker
Crow
Bear
Echo
Forest - everyone at the tables (extras)
Breeze
Hares - 2
Robbers - 2
Gorgeous
Handsome
Horse
Bear

Text
It's quiet in the winter FOREST. The first SNOW falls softly. The trees in the FOREST sway and their branches creak. A cheerful Woodpecker is pecking a mighty OAK with its beak, preparing a hollow for itself. An ECHO carries a knock throughout the FOREST. A COLD WIND rushes between the trees and tickles the WOODPECKER's feathers. The woodpecker is shivering from the cold. A CROW sits on an OAK branch and caws loudly. ECHO carries croaking throughout the FOREST. A BEAR wanders sadly through the FOREST, the BEAR has insomnia. SNOW creaks under his paws. ECHO carries the creak throughout the FOREST.

SNOW covered the entire FOREST. A trembling Woodpecker protrudes its long beak from the hollow of a mighty OAK. A CROW sits on an OAK branch and caws loudly. ECHO carries croaking throughout the FOREST. The BEAR finally fell asleep. He curls up under a mighty OAK, sucks his paw and smiles in his sleep. TWO FUNNY HARES jump out into the clearing, run, jump, and play tag.

Suddenly there was a noise. TWO BRIEFS jump out into the clearing screaming and dragging the tied-up BEAUTY. An ECHO carries screams throughout the FOREST. THE BIGGERS tie the BEAUTY to the mighty OAK. THE BEAUTY screams “Save! Help!". An ECHO carries screams throughout the FOREST.

At this time, a YOUNG HANDSOME MAN was passing nearby on his war HORSE. He heard the screams of the BEAUTY and galloped off to save her. THE HANDSOME MAN shouted: “Surrender, robbers!”, the war HORSE reared up, neighed fiercely, and pounced on the robbers. The ECHO echoed a ferocious neigh throughout the FOREST. A fight ensued, and the HANDSOME MAN won. The robbers fled.

The FOREST rustled joyfully, the CROW croaked cheerfully, and the HARES clapped their hands.
THE HANDSOME MAN freed the BEAUTY, knelt down in front of her and confessed his love. He jumped on a HORSE with BEAUTY and rushed through the FOREST into a bright future.

9. Impromptu New Year's fairy tale "Three Bears".

Characters:

Winter

Snow

Hut

Mikhailo Potapych

Nastasya Potapovna

Mishutka

Father Frost

Chair

Pillow

Trees

A bowl

Bushes.

Text

It was a harsh WINTER. SNOW fell and fell. He fell on the TREES, on the BUSHES, on the HUT standing in the forest. And in this HUT sat MIKHAILO POTAPYCH, NASTASYA POTAPOVNA and little BEAR. MIKHAILO POTAPYCH tested the strength of the newly repaired CHAIR: he stood on it, sat down with all his might, stood up again, sat down again, he really liked the CHAIR, he even stroked it. NASTASYA POTAPOVNA admired her reflection in a clean, washed BOWL, holding it all the time in her hand or raising it above her head. BEAR ran around, throwing and catching the PILLOW, sometimes hitting either MIKHAILO POTAPYCH or NASTASYA POTAPOVNA, this amused him greatly, and he laughed, holding his stomach.

Everyone was so busy with their own affairs that they even forgot that it was harsh WINTER outside, SNOW was falling, so much so that TREES and SHRUBS were bending to the ground. So, the SNOW kept falling and falling, and soon all the TREES lay on the BUSHES, covered with SNOW. Suddenly the HUT began to shake under the weight of the SNOW that had fallen on it. From there, MIKHAILO POTAPYCH ran out with huge eyes with his favorite CHAIR, NASTASYA POTAPOVNA put her favorite BOWL on her head and TEAR BEAR carried his favorite PILLOW in his hands, throwing it in his hands. And then, from behind the rubble of trees and bushes, GRANDFATHER CLAUS came out, he was stunned by what was happening, and bears should sleep in winter.

And WINTER is standing, it is getting harsher and harsher, SNOW continues to fall on everything that stands in the forest, on the rubble of TREES and BUSHES, on our BEARS, who stood huddled together, holding their favorite things: a CHAIR, a BOWL and a PILLOW.

Then SANTA CLAUS thought, why, after all, BEARS don’t sleep? While GRANDFATHER Frost was thinking, MIKHAILO POTAPYCH wiped his CHAIR and invited GRANDFATHER COLAUS to sit down. Washing her face with tears and looking at her favorite BOWL for the last time, NASTASYA POTAPOVNA handed it to GRANDFATHER CLAUS. And BEAR, seeing that his parents don’t mind parting with their favorite things, also stroked his favorite PILLOW and put it on a CHAIR, and GRANDFATHER CLAUS sat on the PILLOW.

All the BEARS took turns reciting poems about winter, GRANDFATHER CLAUS got emotional and decided to give the BEARS a gift, he waved his hand and the following happened...... As before, it was a harsh WINTER, SNOW continued to fall on the TREES and BRUBS, the HUT, MIKHAILO POTAPYCH slept sweetly there on his favorite CHAIR, NASTASYA POTAPOVNA was hugging her BOWL, and BEAR was sucking his finger in his sleep, lying on his favorite PILLOW. And GRANDFATHER Frost walked around the HUT and sang a lullaby to them.

10. Impromptu "New Year's Tale".

Characters:

Snowflakes

Snow Maiden

Koschey

Stump

Oak

Baba Yaga

Hut

Father Frost

Text
I'm walking through the forest. SNOWFLAKES flutter and fall to the ground. I see the SNOW MAID is walking, catching SNOWFLAKES and examining them. And KOSCHEY sneaks up on her heels. The Snow Maiden is tired, she looks - the STUM is standing, covered with SNOWFLAKES.

The SNOW Maiden shook them off the STUMP and sat down. And then KOSCHEY grew bolder and came closer. “Come on,” he says, “SNOW Maiden,” to be friends with you!” THE SNOW MAIDEN got angry, jumped up, clapped her palm on the HUMP, and stomped on the SNOWFLAKES with her foot. “This will not happen, insidious KOSCHEY!” And she moved on. KOSHCHEY was so offended that he sat down on the STUMP, took out a knife, and began to cut out a bad word on the STUMP. And the SNOWFLAKES just keep falling on him. The SNOW Maiden came out into the clearing and realized that she was lost. Looks, OAK is standing young. The SNOW MAID came up to him, hugged him by the trunk and said in a plaintive voice: “The evil CAT scared me, the SNOWFLAKES path was filled up, I don’t know where to go now.” I decided to stay with the OAK.

Then BABA YAGA rushed over, looked at the OAK, and under him was the SNOW MAIDEN. She tore the SNOW Maiden away from the OAK tree, placed her on a broom behind her and flew away. The wind whistles in my ears, SNOWFLAKES swirl behind them. They flew to Grandma's HUT, and she stood in front of the forest, and back to BABA YAGA. BABA YAGA and says: “Come on, HUT, turn your front towards me and your back towards the forest.” And IZBUSHKA answered her something like that... Ah, thanks for the tip. That's what she said. But then she turned around as ordered. BABA YAGA put the SNOW Maiden in it and locked it with seven locks. That means she stole the SNOW Maiden.

We need to free the Snow Maiden. Come on, Santa Claus and all your sympathizers, let's buy the Snow Maiden from BABA YAGA (guests buy it either with champagne or by showing off their talents).

Scenarios of fairy tales based on roles in a new way for entertaining events at school, kindergarten, at a corporate party, other holiday.

We bring to your attention funny dramatizations of Russian fairy tales for children and comic scenarios of fairy tales for adults in a new style, with comic roles.

On this page you will find:

1.) children's fairy tales in a new way for the New Year;
2.) reworking fairy tales with roles for adults ( drunk company).

Our kind and funny tales relevant at any time of the year! We recommend bookmarking this page, it will come in handy!

New Year's fairy tale scenarios for children

Fairy tales-remakes for a drunk company according to roles

In this collection, we have collected funny scenarios of New Year's-themed fairy tales for drunken adults, which can be role-played.

And these cool, converted fairy tales can be used for birthdays and anniversaries, New Year’s corporate parties, because... they are written in a new way, they have roles for guests or the hero of the occasion.

An example of a fairy tale for adults based on roles in a modern way: “Ryaba Hen”

The presenter asks 4 people to go on stage. They will play the roles of: Grandmothers, Grandfathers, Rotten Hens and Mice.

An approximate plot of a fairy tale game:

Once upon a time there lived a grandfather and grandmother. In the evenings, my grandfather watched football, and my grandmother loved Dom-2, because of this they constantly quarreled.
They had their own small business - a home poultry farm. True, there was only enough money for 1 chicken - and it was a pockmarked one.
The chicken obediently carried out its duties job description, exactly at 6.00 in the morning she laid one testicle at a time.
Grandfather and grandmother led healthy image life, did exercises, ate only healthy food, without GMOs, for example, fresh eggs. And they drank hawthorn tincture.
Also in their apartment lived a guest worker tenant, an illegal immigrant, who was secretly hiding in their kitchen, in the closet. It was a mouse.
At night the mouse went to work and looked for food. Usually she was fed cheese, which was placed in a mousetrap.
One day, grandfather and grandmother forgot to put cheese in the mousetrap, and the mouse had nothing to eat.
The mouse climbed onto the table, drank the hawthorn from the mug and wanted to snack on the egg.
But she got sick of alcohol and dropped the egg on the floor. Frightened, she hid in the closet.
In the morning, grandfather went into the kitchen to eat an egg, but it was broken on the floor.
The grandfather called the grandmother, they sat on the floor and began to cry.
A chicken came running, asked not to be upset, and promised to use nanotechnology to produce new eggs. Namely - made of pure gold.
Grandfather and grandmother were happy that they would get rich. And they celebrated it with hawthorn.
The chicken began to lay golden eggs, and the grandfather and grandmother took them to the pawnshop.

The fairy tale is over!
Well, well done Ryaba!

Modern scenarios in the form of small fairy tales will delight viewers at any holiday!

How to sit well with friends, drink beer and discuss last news. But sooner or later, simple get-togethers get boring and you need more. You want to have fun and laugh to make the evening even better and brighter. What should you play? Maybe new fairy tale adaptations for drunken company? It is very easy to role-play such fairy tales. You just need to assign roles, and then everything will go by itself. Look at our ideas and try to bring them to life.

Fairy tale - turnip
Every person in our country knows the fairy tale turnip. Yes, my grandfather grew wonderful vegetables. Or what is it...a berry? Not the point. The main thing is that we have the first fairy tale for you and your friends on this occasion.
The tale will be told impromptu. The presenter reads the text, and when the actor’s name is mentioned in the text, he pronounces his phrase.
Everything is clear and easy. Let's watch.

Words from the fairy tale actors:
- turnip (words: tired of waiting)
- grandfather (words: oh, where are my 17 years)
- grandma (words: my pancakes are the most delicious)
- granddaughter (words: I love to dance)
- bug (words: better like this than homeless)
- cat Masha (words: mur, I like it)
- mouse (words: I'm in a hole)

Leader's words:
Once upon a time there was a grandfather ( oh where are my 17 years old) and grandmother ( my pancakes are the most delicious). And they had a granddaughter ( I love to dance). The granddaughter had a bug dog ( better than being homeless), cat Masha ( Moore, I like it), and there lived a mouse in the underground ( I'm in a hole). And my grandfather also had it ( oh where are my 17 years old) his garden, where he planted vegetables. And he was especially proud of his turnips ( tired of waiting). Autumn came, and it was time to pull out the turnips ( tired of waiting).
Grandfather went ( oh where are my 17 years old) pull out a turnip ( tired of waiting). He pulls and pulls, but he can’t pull it out! Grandfather called ( oh where are my 17 years old) grandma ( my pancakes are the most delicious). They began to pull together: the grandmother ( my pancakes are the most delicious) for grandfather ( oh where are my 17 years old), and grandfather ( oh where are my 17 years old) for a turnip ( tired of waiting). They pull, they pull, but they can’t pull it out!
Then they decided to ask their granddaughter ( I love to dance) to help them. Granddaughter quit her job ( I love to dance), and came to help. The three of them began to turnip ( tired of waiting) drag. They pull and pull, but she still doesn’t come early.
Bug was sleeping in the barn ( better than being homeless). Her grandfather whistled ( oh where are my 17 years old). And the four of them began to take out the turnip ( tired of waiting). They pull and pull, but still they can’t pull it out.
The granddaughter remembered ( I love to dance) about my cat ( Moore, I like it) and called her for help. The five of them began to pull the turnip ( tired of waiting). They pull and pull, but she doesn’t climb!
Well, apparently we’ll have to leave the turnip like that ( tired of waiting) in the ground - said the upset grandfather ( oh where are my 17 years old). But then a mouse came running ( I'm in a hole) and said she could help. One and a mouse ( I'm in a hole) dived underground. How can a turnip bite ( tired of waiting) that she herself jumped out of the ground!
Grandfather is happy ( oh where are my 17 years old), grandma smiles ( my pancakes are the most delicious), granddaughter dancing ( I love to dance), bug ( better than being homeless) ran around Masha ( Moore, I like it), and the mouse ( I'm in a hole) you heard yourself where she is. Everyone is happy and having fun, because finally they will eat this delicious turnip ( tired of waiting)!

There are other versions of this tale in a new way. For example, like the one in the video below. Watch it to the end and write down the words:

The tale of the Teremok in a new way.
The next tale-remake is the Teremok. Here the actors need to be given words. So that they can learn them. Since the words are in verse, they learn easily. See:

Fairy tale - three sisters.
The next tale is called Three Sisters. She is not very popular and not everyone will remember her. But showing it at a party or just in the company of friends is a pleasure. Let's look:

Fairy tale - the three little pigs.
Remember the fairy tale about the three little pigs? Now you can spend your evenings listening to this fairy tale and laugh and have fun.
This musical fairy tale, and here it all depends on the actors themselves, who must play and show all the actions that are mentioned in fairy tales.
To listen to the story and download it, follow the links below:

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"The Tale of Vasilisa the Beautiful"

Act one. Storyteller: In the distant kingdom, in the thirtieth state, there lived a king. And so he felt the urge to get married in his old age. Many girls visited his palace, but he never found a bride among them. (The king sits on the throne. He plays the balalaika and sings ditties. There is a nanny nearby, and guards behind.) Tsar: Eh, nanny! I want to cheat. Nurse: Cheating! Where should you get married when you're old? The sand is pouring out of you. Tsar: Shut up, woman. But in general, what is true is true. (A roar is heard. The Tsar presses his head into his shoulders. Everyone shudders.) Tsar: What else is this? Nurse: A! It was Baba Yaga who sent her granddaughter from the city. Here the goblin has brought it. (A fashionable, brightly made-up girl enters) Granddaughter: Hello dad. What do they say, are you looking for a wife? Will you take me? Nurse: You? Where should I take you so scary? Why did you show your crooked faces? Granddaughter: And you're old, fuck off, they don't talk to you. Tsar: What? Insult the nanny? Guards! Get her out of my sight! (Despite the violent protest, the guards take away the granddaughter. The door opens and Parashka enters, crossing himself. Seeing the Tsar, she falls to her knees and hits her head on the floor. The Tsar runs up to her and helps her get up from her knees.) Tsar: Get up girl. Rise up, beauty. What is your name, dear? Parashka:(Barely audible) Parashka. Tsar: (shouting) parashka! Well, let's go and drink some tea. (He hugs her around the waist, the little guy breaks away with a loud cry and runs away. The king looks after her in bewilderment. Then he twists his finger at his temple and goes to the throne.) Tsar: Some kind of fool. Nurse: That’s good, my friend, there were no psychics in our family, and there shouldn’t be. Storyteller: And then the king heard that Vasilisa the Beautiful was languishing in the Koshcheev kingdom, far away. Tsar: Nanny! Is it true that Koschey - Basilisk was stuck? Nurse: True, father. Tsar: Guards! Ivan the fool to me! 1 guard: No, your Majesty, he has been resting in Hawaii for the second week after he brought you the firebird. Tsar: Well, then Fedota is a Sagittarius to me. 2 guard: And he is in America, at an international congress for the exchange of experience. Tsar: What should I do, nanny? Nurse: But the Tsar Father needs to call the overseas craftsmen. These guys are smart. 1st guard: Yeah! Like electric brooms! (an oriental-looking guy appears, if possible, in a kimono. His feet are bare, he has a bandage with hieroglyphs on his head. He bows) Tsar: ( nanny) You look really smart. (Kawasake) What is your name - an overseas miracle? Kawasaka: Kawasaki-san! (bows) Tsar: Kawasaka Alexandrovich means! That's what Kawasaka, by my royal decree, you must go to the kingdom of Koshcheevo and bring me Vasilisa. The one I had my eye on. I will give you my heroic horse. Hey guards! Bring this nag! Well, I hope you have your own weapons, since we have nothing in our treasury. (Kawasaka gets on his horse, makes a circle around the stage and rides off) Act two. Storyteller: And at this time in Koschey’s kingdom (The music of T. Cotugno “The Italian” sounds, Koschey enters) Koschey: Basilisk! Basilisk come here! (Basilisk appears, comes up and stands opposite him) Koschey: Well, did Basilisk change her mind? Will you marry me? Vasilisa: No, I won’t marry you, besides, I saw in a dream that your death was near. (Music sounds. Kawasaka appears, having made a circle, he got off his horse) Kawasaka: Hey, Koseya, catch up with Vasilisa. Koschey: (Puzzled) What is it? (a fight ensues) Storyteller: And then a great battle began and it lasted 3 days and 3 nights. And at the end of the fourth day, Kawasaka began to overcome Koshchei. (Koshchei falls and crawls away. Vasilisa rushes to Kawasaka and embraces him. He falls unconscious to the ground. Vasilisa whistles, a horse appears. She throws Kawasaka across his back and they go home) Act three. (The royal palace. The king sits on the throne. He peers into the distance) Tsar: So how? Can't see it? 1guard: No way! Tsar: No? 2guard: I don’t see (Music sounds, Vasilisa appears. Walking towards the king, she pats the horse on the backside, the horse with Kawasaka leaves behind them, the guards) Tsar:(With admiration) Oooh! So big and all mine! (The music plays, Vasilisa sings a song. She dances a waltz with the king. Moreover, his legs stumble and she supports him! At the end of the song, she takes him in her arms and carries him away. Then everyone comes out to bow.)

Notes: Vasilisa, parashka - 2 guys. This option is preferable. Moreover, Vasilisa should be simply huge Parashka - on the contrary. Makeup: Both have bright red cheeks. Vasilisa's lips cover half her face. She should make an impression that is completely contrary to the nickname - beautiful Tsar: Bald. In a long robe. Goat beard hair, sideburns, long mustache. Very easily achieved with the help of synthetic padding and glued with BF-2 glue. Nanny Ordinary old woman Koschey: Black tight-fitting suit, always glasses, Voice and face calm, low and rough. Granddaughter: Skirt above the knees Boots. Security: 2 guys in camouflage, with black glasses .Kawasaka: Asian guy. Waving his arms and legs well, as well as his tongue. Author of the material: Sannikova Ekaterina Vasilievna

"CINDERELLA"

ACTION 1.

PRESENTER 1: All this happened in the kingdom of Unutria. Haven't you heard? Not surprising. This is a very small kingdom. He's not on any of them geographical map world. PRESENTER 2: A king lived and ruled in the kingdom of Unutria. His name was Edward 54. All previous kings had the same name. This was a long-standing tradition. // King Edward 54 comes out. He sighs and sits on his royal throne // KING: It was good for Peter the Great, or Napoleon Bonaparte, or our Edward the Great - the founder of our kingdom. They were all first. But try to do something historical when you 54... PRESENTER 1: And yet the king’s life was very hectic. The country is small, but there is more than enough trouble. Then the bridge across the Three Wolves River will break... COURTIER //Comes forward// Your Majesty, you have been chosen as the honorary leader of the repair team PRESENTER 2: Then the royal guards will go on strike... ROYAL GUARDS: //Come forward// Your Majesty, we demand that the ceremonial helmets be gilded KING: With what I’ll gild them for you. The kingdom has run out of gold. His crown has all peeled off. COURTIER // Comes forward // Your Majesty, foreign tourists sent me with a complaint that there were no ghosts in the ruins of the old fortress. And therefore they demand their money back. PRESENTER 1: The king, you understand, had neither sleep nor rest! From such a life, the king’s patience ran out several times, and he demanded that he be allowed to retire. KING: I demand, you hear, I order that I be allowed to retire. PRESENTER 2: But the State Council could not do this in any way, because that there was no replacement. PRESENTER 1: The king had an only son and heir, but he was still small and could not ascend the throne, since he had recently turned only eleven years old. PRESENTER 2: Together with other boys and girls, Prince Edward 55 studied in the capital's secondary school in the 6th "B" grade. And now, it seems, our young hero is returning home from school. But for some reason he’s not very cheerful today.// The prince enters. The jacket is wrinkled and dirty. An ostrich feather swayed above the beret. The pants are torn at the knee. There was a large bruise under his left eye. The royal court jester was sitting in the prince's room. The jester was also 11 years old, and he also studied with the prince in the same class, but on Mondays he did not go to school, as he was on duty at the palace. While the prince was at school, the jester sat at an antique chessboard and lazily played giveaway to himself. When Edward arrived, he perked up //GENKA: Wow, they gave you a good mark!//The Prince sniffled and threw his briefcase on the floor with force //GENKA: What, Your Highness, did you get a bad mark? PRINCE: Yep! By behavior. GENKA: (whistles) Got into a fight again? PRINCE: Yes, with Lizka... GENKA: Not with Lizka, but with her ladyship the young Duchess Charlotte-Elizabeth de Bina. They teach you, they teach you palace etiquette, but what’s the point, what didn’t they share? PRINCE: Well, she’s crazy, I don’t even want to remember... PRESENTER 1: And the following happened at school today... ACT 2. PRESENTER 2: Like everyone else ordinary schools, in Unutrievskaya there were 40-minute lessons in which the children gained knowledge in mathematics, history, literature, geography, wrote tests and answered at the blackboard. But most of all, probably, just like ordinary children in the capital’s school, all the children loved recess, because the most incredible events took place there. So, let's see what happened today.//The cheerful bell is ringing. Guys pretending to be students of grade 6 "B" at the Unutrievskaya school run onto the stage. They jump, run, play tag, rubber bands, etc. During recess, one of the guys puts a charge with a percussion cap in the desk where Dae Bina is sitting, and places a huge button on her chair. The bell rings for class. De Bina sits down on her chair and immediately jumps up//DE BINA: Edka, these are your jokes again! PRINCE: Are you crazy? (Twists his finger near his temple) DE BINA: Oh, and who raised you? It’s immediately clear that your ancestor Eduardo the Warlike was from the shepherds! PRINCE: And your ancestors were from the crocodiles! DE BINA: You’re just jealous! Our ancestors, a thousand years ago, were the owners of Bina Castle and had a surname with the prefix “DE” ... PRINCE: Change it to “DU”. It will suit you very well. Look how it sounds... Young Duchess Charlotte Elizabeth DUBINA...GENKA: That's where it all started...DE BINA: Oh, who is Dubina? AM I A BLIND?//A fight begins between the prince and the duchess. The bell rings. But no one hears him, everyone screams, makes noise, fights. The teacher enters the class. She stands in front of the class and says in a stern voice // TEACHER: Edward 55 diary on the table, behavior 2 and don’t come to school without your father! // Eduard puts the diary on the table, the teacher writes him a remark. The prince takes the diary and leaves//ACT 3. GENK: Yes, it’s not good to fight with girls! Moreover, you are a prince! PRINCE: Girl, claws like a puma. She tore up her entire collar, like a witch... I should change my clothes before dad comes... PRESENTER 1: But it was too late... As always, at the very inopportune moment Papa King turned out to be easy to remember. He silently opened the door and found himself next to the prince... KING: (cheerfully) Well, your highness, how are you? // The prince smiles sourly and shrugs // KING: I’d like to see the diary (speaks and looks closely at the bruise under the prince’s eye) PRINCE: (kicks the briefcase away with his foot) Nothing special there, everything is the same as before. (The king picks up the briefcase from the floor, takes out a diary) PRINCE: (to the side) Well, now it will begin... KING: What is this? PRINCE: What? KING : I'm asking you this. What it is. Come here. Come, come, look what is written here? PRINCE: Where? KING: Right here. Exactly! Read!PRINCE: Well?KING: Without any “well”. Read it immediately! PRINCE: //Sighs and reads in a boring voice// Started an ugly fight at recess. During a science lesson, I placed a button under the Duchess of DE Bin. He spat on the duchess with a chewed blotter. Behavior - two. I ask Your Majesty to come to school... Dad! But she herself was the first to climb! KING: Ma-hungry! (the king barked, the jester falls from the stool!) Ma-hungry! (The king hit the crown prince on the back with the diary and stomps his foot.) That's it! You'll be stuck in your room for a whole week! No partying! No football! No TV! PRINCE: Well, dad! KING: No dads! (pulls out the cord from the TV, picks up a soccer ball from the floor and walks wide towards the door. At the door he looks around and notices the jester Genka). KING: What are you doing here, you slacker? GENKA: (speaks impudently) What have I done? KING: Didn't do anything! Parasite! Two of a Kind. Get out of here! GENKA: I'm on duty. I am obliged to entertain the prince. KING: I will entertain you (throws the ball into the corridor, takes the jester under his arm and drags him to the exit). GENKA: (screams indignantly) At the little one, right? And the king is also called (he kicks his legs indignantly. However, the king carries the jester out of the room and shouts): KING: March home, poor student! GENKA: (offended to the king) Well, I’ll leave! (then cheerfully and casually) See you soon, Edka, we will see you again! ACT 4.// The Prince remains alone on stage. He's sad. Out of nothing to do, he sits on the royal throne and sings to himself//PRINCE: Once upon a time there was a little gray goat with his grandmother
One, two, one, two gray goat
Grandma loved the goat very much
One, two, one, two I cooked it with porridge! HOST: Three hours have passed since the prince was left alone in the castle. His father, King Edward 54, went to meet a classy lady at school. From a conversation with her, he realized that Prince Edward is not so bad, and that he studies, as befits a crown prince, with straight A's, and as for his behavior, well, he's still young and he sometimes, like all children I want to have a little fun. His Royal Majesty was returning home in a great mood.//The king saw the prince sitting on the throne. At the sight of his father, the boy quickly jumped up from his seat and stepped aside. The king felt sorry for him//KING: Well, did the hero fight enough for the day? PRINCE: Uh-huh! KING: Why is he so sad? PRINCE: I don’t know... It’s kind of boring... and mom isn’t around... KING: Nothing... Don’t be bored... The holidays are coming, you're getting busy... And if you want, let's arrange a royal ball! Eh? PRINCE: (absent-mindedly) You can... (but then winced) Oh, dress up in lace and bows again. I'm tired of school. All the boys tease anyway....KING: What can you do, all royal families have their own difficulties. But I can give you a sword that matches your court costume. PRINCE: A real one? KING: The most real and ancient one. It belonged to your great-great-great-great... In general, Edward 35. It will be just right for you! PRINCE: Dad, won’t you forget? KING: Well, what are you doing! PRINCE: And when will you give it? KING: Yes, on Balu, in a week! Is he coming? PRINCE: Of course, he is coming, but now, if it’s not difficult for you, tell me a fairy tale KING: A fairy tale? Hmm... Maybe it’s better to have some story about the navigation of Edward 11, the Navigator... Or... PRINCE: Yes, no, just a fairy tale KING: What kind of fairy tale should I tell you?... PRINCE: Yes, any... KING: Well, my boy, let’s go , I'll tell you a fairy tale that your mother loved to tell you. This fairy tale is about Cinderella. ACT 5. PRESENTER 1: Neither the king nor the prince even suspected that not a fairy-tale Cinderella lived in their capital, but a real one. True, she did not live in the center, but on the outskirts. Very close to the Great Inner Forest. PRESENTER 2: Cinderella lived in a spacious wooden house with a stepmother and two unrelated sisters. Her father died five years ago. PRESENTER 1: Cinderella’s life was very bad. No, no, friends, the stepmother did not beat her, as all stepmothers do in old fairy tales, but she annoyed Cinderella with petty nagging and educational conversations.//Cinderella’s House. Cinderella cleans up the house. Cleans, sweeps the floors, wipes the dust.//HOST 2: Cinderella was so tired of permanent job that she often fell asleep while sitting on a chair, but as soon as she dozed off, her stepmother immediately appeared with her daughters and began raising poor Cinderella... STEPMOTHER: Cinderella... Cinderella...(seeing that Cinderella is sleeping sitting on a chair, she begins to read morals to her) Cinderella, I am amazed, why can’t you follow the daily routine like all normal children? DAUGHTER 1: Look, mummy, she sleeps right on the chair... DAUGHTER 2: She a real slob, how she stained her dress... DAUGHTER 1: Not only a slob, but also a dirty one, look, her whole nose is covered in soot... STEPMOTHER: Cinderella, why are you sleeping straight up sitting on a chair, soon your spine will be completely curved and you a real hump will grow up...DAUGHTER 2: Ha-ha-ha, you little hunchback! This will be fun... CINDERELLA: I, mummy... STEPHMOTHER: Don’t interrupt when the elders are talking to you... You washed the floors, peeled the potatoes, ironed our dresses, watered the flowers and went to the market, as I told you? CINDERELLA: Yes, mummy... STEPHMOTHER: I’m amazed, you have a ready answer for everything... DAUGHTER 1: Did you do my math homework for me? CINDERELLA: Yes, sister! DAUGHTER 2: And you wrote for me an essay “How I help with housework”? CINDERELLA: And for you, sister, I did everything... STEPMOTHER: And yet you are unbearable. When do you have time to do all the work? PRESENTER 1: Education wouldn’t have ended there, but then everyone heard open window the sounds of fanfare and the loud voice of the royal herald: CHEER: ATTENTION! ATTENTION! The king ordered to notify the residents in advance that soon a disco for all residents of Unutria will be held in the royal castle! DAUGHTER 1: Oh, what happiness, I will see the prince and dance with him! DAUGHTER 2: I will dance with the prince. I've liked him since first grade DAUGHTER 1: No, I... STEPMOTHER: Daughters, don't argue, many noble people of our kingdom will be at the disco and you will certainly find suitors... DAUGHTER 1: Cinderella, can you help me do chemistry... DAUGHTER 2: Cinderella, you will me a model hairstyle….CINDERELLA: With great pleasure, sisters, I will help you make the most beautiful hairstyles…. Mama, can I go to the palace and at least look out the window at the disco...? STEPMOTHER: What will you wear? Look how you have worn out the dress that I bought you seven....(remembers)..., no, it seems it was 9 years ago... CINDERELLA: Or maybe the sisters will give me some old dress? SISTERS: (in one voice) What more! So that you turn him into a rag? CINDERELLA: Then can I watch the disco on TV? The program says that there will be a broadcast from the disco from the palace. STEPMOTHER: (reluctantly) Look, just don’t blow the fuse…. But first, go to the forest for brushwood for the fireplace... CINDERELLA: For the fireplace, it’s electric! STEPMOTHER: You’re always arguing, electric coals will shine through real brushwood very beautifully. Nowadays this is the fashion in all decent houses. And don’t argue. CINDERELLA: For brushwood, for brushwood. PRESENTER 2: There’s nothing to do. The sisters and stepmother called a taxi and drove off to the castle for a disco, and poor Cinderella had to go into the forest to get some useless brushwood. ACT 6. PRESENTER 1: Near the city, the forest was cleared and well-groomed. There was not a single unnecessary twig or branch lying on the flat lawns. Flowers were blooming everywhere, and colorful butterflies were circling above them.//Butterfly girls run out into the clearing and dance//HOST 2: One big and most beautiful butterfly flew around Cinderella for a long time, and then began to fly into the depths of the forest. And Cinderella followed this bright spot.//Music sounds. Cinderella follows the butterfly. She looks around, looks in different directions...//HOST 1: How long, short, how close, how far did Cinderella walk through the forest. Soon the fairy tale is told, but not soon the deed is done. The forest gradually became denser and it was already possible to gather a lot of twigs in it. // Cinderella collects twigs, hums a song // PRESENTER 2: And suddenly a middle-aged woman ran out to meet her. // A woman in a tracksuit runs out with a sports whistle. She doesn't notice Cinderella at first and runs around her several times. Suddenly the woman notices her. And he stops, looking at the girl in surprise // CINDERELLA: Hello, grandma! Are you Baba Yaga? Auntie ROSA: Hello, baby! Actually, I'm not a grandmother. I'm only about 300 years old. And my name is Aunt Rose. CINDERELLA: Won’t you eat me? Aunt ROSA: What are you saying, where have you seen a little lost child? A poacher of some sort is a different matter. (She waves her hands). In fact, I haven’t eaten meat for the last 150 years, I have a diseased liver. I'm on a diet. What’s your name? CINDERELLA: Cinderella. Auntie ROSE: (surprised) Come on! In truth, there are no Cinderellas in the world, these are all grandmother's fairy tales. CINDERELLA: No, I really am Cinderella... Auntie ROSA: Well, okay, let's go to my hut, I'll give you some tea. ACT 7. PRESENTER 1: And Auntie Rose brought Cinderella to her old small but very cozy hut on chicken legs, which stood in a clearing in the middle of the Great Interior Forest. PRESENTER 2: In the hut, Aunt Rose put her favorite old kettle on the stove. She sat Cinderella on a chair and turned on her old black and white TV. PRESENTER 1: A broadcast from the royal castle began on TV. Famous reporters began to talk about the guests who had already gathered at the DISCO. // Cinderella sighs loudly // Auntie ROSE: I see you also really want to go to the royal disco. CINDERELLA: Who would let me go there in such rags. Auntie ROSA: And you Stop being sad, better look at what I have // ​​Aunt Rose is rummaging through an old chest. First, old boots, a cat, a broken old iron, a bundle of old rags fall out of there, and finally she pulled out a beautiful white dress that looked like a fluffy cloud // CINDERELLA: Oh, what a beautiful dress. Where did you get it from, grandma? Aunt ROSA: You see, I was once a girl too. It was... it was... it was... it seems under Edward 35 brilliant. Oh, what balls there were then... And then I was the same girl as you are now. Well, go try it on.//While Cinderella is trying on the dress, Auntie Rose says to her//Auntie ROSE: Just remember, every thing has an aging period. And this dress expires today at midnight. When the chimes strike 12 times, this beautiful outfit will turn into old, torn rags.// Auntie Rose styles Cinderella’s hair, fastens a small crystal crown on it, hands her beautiful shoes //Auntie ROSE: Well, Bon Voyage, dear, don’t forget to come back by 12 o’clock. CINDERELLA: Thank you for everything, goodbye! HOST 2: And Cinderella went straight to the royal castle, where the Disco was already in full swing. And of course the prince and his best friend the jester Genka was among the dancers. ACT 8. // Modern music sounds. The guys are dancing. Among the dancers are Prince Edward, Genka, Elizabeth DE Bina, Cinderella's Stepmother and her sisters//GENKA: Edka, look, new girl! PRINCE: (approaching Cinderella) Hello, welcome to our festive evening! CINDERELLA: Hello, your highness! PRINCE : No need for “your highness.” My name is Edward. And you... and you? CINDERELLA: Cinderella. PRINCE: Well, yes, Cinderellas only exist in fairy tales. CINDERELLA: No, I’m really Cinderella and I’m not from a fairy tale. I also live in this city! PRINCE: Can you dance the waltz? CINDERELLA: Yes, they taught us at school! PRINCE: Hey, musicians! Play a festive waltz! DE BINA: Hmm-MM...! Just think, her dress is not modern at all. They don't wear them like that anymore. And in general... GENKA: Dubina, you are Dubina. DE BINA: Who is Dubina? I am Cudgel!//DE Bina grabbed Genki’s tie and began to pull his hair. They were pulled away by their classmates. And Cinderella and the prince kept dancing. Suddenly, during one of the dances, the chimes struck 12 times. CINDERELLA excitedly tried to free herself from the prince's hands // CINDERELLA: Let me go, you have no idea what will happen now. PRINCE: Nothing will happen as long as you are with me. Don't be afraid of anything, no one will hurt you! CINDERELLA: Let me in, let me in! Don’t hold my hands!//With the chimes, Cinderella’s dress turned into an old one with patches. CINDERELLA began to cry.//CINDERELLA: Why did you detain me? Now...Here...PRINCE: What is it? CINDERELLA: Don't you see that my dress...(and she burst into tears) PRINCE: Just think, a dress!!! GENKA: I found something to cry about. Because of some rags, she disbanded the nurse! All girls are the same, even Cinderella!!! PRINCE: (takes out a handkerchief and hands it to Cinderella.) Dry your eyes and let's dance! Well, let's go!! CINDERELLA: How can I dance in such rags. Everyone will laugh at me. PRINCE: I won’t let anyone laugh at you! DE BINA: Wow, what rags she walks around in and probably thinks that someone likes her! GENKA: Eh, you cows, this newest model, ball gown “A la Cinderella” - this is how they now dress for holidays in Paris and London... Tomorrow this material will cost more in stores than velvet... PRESENTER 1: And the first fashionistas of the kingdom rushed to the shops to look for the material from which Cinderella’s dress was made. PRESENTER 2: Cinderella’s tears had not dried in her eyes, but they were already glowing with joy and happiness. She knew that she would no longer have her old dull life, because she had found new and loyal friends. And the music kept thundering and thundering, but the holiday did not end and everyone was very, very happy!
Fairy tale "Teremok"

And on the road, almost boldly, I went home to look for another

Quietly humming a song, she walked along the path

And I never expected to see a tower house here

She looked around and said:

Mouse: I wonder what's in it? It looks so much like a tower!

Euro windows and balcony, this house is just a fairy tale!

Who lives? I have to ask, maybe I can live there?

Mouse: It’s strange, there’s no one in the house. God, how lucky I am!

Well, I’ll live here, let my friends be jealous!

Without problems and without worries, suddenly all the water disappeared

She couldn’t eat or drink, so she went to ask for help.

He sees that the tower is standing

Kva: I’ll call, maybe someone will let you in. Who lives in the mansion?

Mouse: Who? Who lives here? I'm a mouse! Why are you standing here?

And anyway, go away, it’s time for me to sleep, it’s already night.

Kwa: What are you doing? You and I are friends, you see I’m completely chilled.

Let me live with you, I will serve you.

Mouse: I don’t need a servant, and in general we are not friends

I'm rich, you're poor, I'll live here alone.

The frog leaves.

and a homeless hare wandered nearby

He was completely chilled and wet and had not eaten anything.

The night before his house burned down

He walked up to the house and rang the bell

And in response they angrily answer:

Mouse: Who?

Bunny: It’s me, little bunny, I’m chilled and frozen

After all, my house burned down, there are no more tears

I ask you to warm up and live with you

It will be more fun, we will be friends.

Mouse: You don’t even know who you’re talking to?

We won't be friends, I'm a rich mouse

I won't let you in, go away

I'm already going to bed, night is coming

The bunny leaves.

I saw the tower and pressed the bell

Lisa: We urgently need to call, who lives here and ask.

Maybe mice, maybe chickens, it will be a very tasty dinner!

Who? Who? Lives here, well, open your lock!

Mouse: Who? Who, I live here - a mouse! Why are you standing here?

You don’t let me sleep either, you’d better go away.

Fox: Mouse, you let me in, I’ll be friends with you

I have no place to go, can I live with you?

Mouse: No, you and I are not friends. I'm rich, you're poor.

And besides, you are cunning, I will live here alone.

Lisa leaves

At night he slept under a bush, but it was damp in the rain.

Suddenly I sensed a mouse nearby and took a closer look with a sly look

There is a house in a teremok Who? Who lives in it?

Cat: I’ll call, maybe they’ll open it for me, take pity on me and feed me.

I smell a mouse hiding here!

Mouse: Why are you standing here? Better go away

It's time for me to sleep, it's already night.

Cat: Mouse, dear, forgive me, even though it’s already night outside

Play hide and seek with me, I'm a good cat Matvey

I won’t find you at night, I can’t see very well.

Mouse: Okay, close your eyes and count to ten, and then go look.

I counted to ten and swallowed the mouse at once.

He entered the house and began to live there and start farming

In the morning he called all his friends, because he was kind Matvey

He did not boast of wealth and shared everything with everyone

All together: A fairy tale teaches us to be friends, to help each other

After all, money cannot buy kindness and friendship!

Tale of the Three Little Pigs

Characters: Nif-Nif, Naf-Naf, Nuf-Nuf, Wolf-policeman, Hedgehog-sage, 3 Bunnies-boys, 2 Fox-sisters, 2 presenters.

Musical arrangement (songs with words):
m/f “The Adventures of Captain Vrungel” song “We are Bandito”
m/f "Bremen Town Musicians" song "They say we are baki-buki...",
m/f “Dog in Boots” song “We are poor sheep, no one will herd us”
film "The Investigation is Conducted by Experts" song "If someone here and there sometimes..." film "Brigade" soundtrack or film "Boomer" soundtrack,
m/f “Little Raccoon” song “Smile”
Progress of the event
Scene 1.

1st Presenter:
Somehow in some kingdom,
In a distant country
Once upon a time there were piglets,
The boys were bullies.

(The piglets come out to the song “We are banditos...” from the film “The Adventures of Captain Vrungel”)

2nd Presenter:
Here they are walking along the forest,
Get rid of stress:
Here Nif-Nif picked flowers,
And then he trampled them,
Here's Naf-Naf for the hare boys
Shchelbanov pointed with his finger,
And Nuf-Nuf of sister foxes
I pulled my pigtails for a long time.

(The piglets illustrate the words of the leaders with actions)

And in the end all three together,
The song was sung like a howl.

(Atamansha’s song from the film “The Bremen Town Musicians”)
Scene 2.

1st Presenter:
It's been a year now
The forest people are suffering.
From such piglets
The animals moan and cry:

Little bunnies:

Help, for God's sake!
We can't live so poorly.

Fox sisters:

No peace for anyone
In our nice little house.

Little bunnies:

Oh, we are tired of rudeness!
Will the ordeal end soon?!

(Song of the sheep from the film “Dog in Boots” “We are poor sheep, no one will graze us..”)
Scene 3.

2nd Presenter:
Suddenly, out of nowhere,
The hedgehog sneaks like a lynx.
He was reputed to be wise, no matter what!
He has tons of advice.

Hedgehog sage:
I heard a rumor
Why can't you bear the torment?
That the three brothers got you
No one was allowed to live.
I'll give you some advice, little animals:
They are too tough for you.
The wolf is our policeman -
This is who will give them an example here.
He'll calm them down right away
And it will set you in a peaceful mood.
Call him together -
In an instant he will be here, on the spot.

1st Presenter:
The animals were silent for a bit
And everyone shouted together:

Hares, Chanterelles:
Uncle Wolf is a policeman!
Come, give them an example!
Scene 4.

2nd Presenter:
And to that heart-rending cry
The wolf appeared straight away.

(Wolf’s exit to the song from the film “The Investigation is Conducted by Experts” “If someone here and there sometimes cannot live peacefully...”)

Wolf policeman:
Are there bullies here in the forest?
I'll blow their heads off!
Even if the Brigade itself
He'll ambush me here!
Come on, where are the piglets?!
Call them, little animals!
(Piglets appear on stage to a song from the film “Brigada”)
Nif-Nif: Who called us?
Nuf-Nuf: Who can't sleep?
Naf-Naf: Who wants Shchelbanov?
Wolf policeman:
I called you, Wolf - the guardian of order.
Are you the Brigade here?!
Are you being a bully or making a fuss?
Oh guys, look
How will I take you under arrest?
You'll get tired of fighting in no time.
This is necessary, for the area
The little thing scared me!
Come on, come forward.
Promise that people
You don't hit in the forest anymore,
You're being quiet here.
Well, I'll take care of it for you:
I'll visit you at school!
Nif-Nif: Oh, sorry, sorry.
Nuf-Nuf: Don't come to our school.
Naf-Naf:
We promise not to be rude,
Be friends with the beast with everything.
Wolf policeman:
Well, look, I'll give you a deadline.
If you fulfill your vow,
I won't go to school with you,
But I won't take my eyes off you.
Scene 5.
1st Presenter:
Since then there has been peace in the forest,
Robbery is not a concern here.
The piglets calmed down
The word was justified in action:
They don’t be rude, they don’t offend,
And they help the animals.
2nd Presenter:
Spectator, spectator, old and small,
Haven't you dozed off yet?
Are you tired yet?
The finale is approaching.
Don't look beyond the distance!
You've seen this forest,
This fairy tale about Russia -
And about us in it - that’s the moral!
(All participants go on stage and perform the song “Smile” from the film “Little Raccoon”)
Tale about a turnip
This comic tale can be acted out without prior rehearsal. The texts should be prepared in advance and distributed to the participants before the performance, with everyone playing a role. To prevent grandfather from getting confused, we put paper “hats” with images of carrots, potatoes on the participants’ heads...
Leading:
Grandfather planted a turnip...
Grandfather said to turnip:
Grandfather:
You grow, grow big.
Become a rich harvest
So that I can be proud of you.
I'll bring you some water,
Five buckets of fertilizer...
Oh, I'm tired, it's time to sleep. (Lies down near the turnip and falls asleep.)
Leading:
Grandpa sleeps without worries.
Meanwhile the turnip grows,
Yes, he fights with weeds:
Their feet and hands...
It's already autumn in the yard.
Chilly morning in September
Grandfather woke up and got scared. (Grandfather wakes up and jumps from the cold, his teeth chattering.)
Grandfather:
Ah, I'm old enough to sleep.
It's time to pull the turnip.
I've grown up, I look a little.
Oh, yes, the turnip is born!
I never dreamed of such a thing. (Grabs a turnip and pulls.)
Leading:
Grab it, but the turnip was indignant.
Carrot:
What a clumsy old man!
I'm not a turnip, I'm a carrot.
You clearly haven't washed your eyes.
Turnips I'm a hundred times slimmer.
And more orange too.
If you need Korean salad,
Without me you will be lost...
You can't drink carrot juice,
I have no substitute for soup...
And one more secret.
I'm rich in vitamins
All useful carotene.
I am a great harvest!
Grandfather:
Well, get into the basket.
What is this, what a miracle
Maybe I didn't sleep well?
I sowed turnips in the spring.
Okay, my friend, wait,
I'll pull out another turnip.
Potato:
Oh oh oh,
I protest!
I'm not a turnip. I am Potato!
Even the cat knows this.
I am the head of all fruits
It’s as clear as two and two:
If there are no potatoes in the soup,
There is no need to pick up a spoon.
I'm talking about chips, grandpa,
Most main component.
In hot oil, look
I can become French fries
I am your main harvest!
Grandfather:
Well, get into the basket.
I'll go down the turnip again.
How tightly it sits in the earth!
Oh yes turnip, here you go!
Cabbage:
Really, I'm outraged!
Grandfather, you've eaten too much Snickers,
I've seen enough TV series,
Maybe you fell off the stove?
Once I didn’t recognize cabbage.
I don't look like a turnip
She has only one clothes
I have a hundred of them!
All without buttons...
And then...
I am crispy cabbage!
Without me the salad is empty,
And any lunch with me
Cabbage roll or vinaigrette...
It will be 10 times more useful!
And then me, my dear,
You can ferment and salt...
And store it until summer.
You can eat me all winter!
Grandfather:
You are welcome...to the basket.
What kind of miracles are these?
It's already been two hours
I spent time in the garden.
Where is the turnip! This one seems...
Beet:
Again the grandfather did not guess correctly.
You lost your glasses,
Or has the demon misled you?
I confused beets with turnips.
I'm a hundred times redder than her
And healthier and tastier!
There are no beets and no borscht,
In vinaigrette and cabbage soup...
I alone am the source of color!
And the beet cutlet -
This is simply delicious!
One hundred percent - weight loss.
I am a great harvest!
Grandfather:
Well, get into the basket.
And there will be a place for you.
But it's still interesting
Where is the turnip? Maybe this one?
Onion:
I'm almost the same color
But not a turnip, old man,
I am your onion!
Even if a little insidious,
But he is popular among the people.
The most delicious kebab
The one with the onion in it.
All housewives know me
Add to soup and porridge
In pies, in mushrooms, in broth...
I am a nightmare for viruses!
Even the flu scares me...
At least now I'm ready to fight.
I am a great harvest!
Grandfather:
Well, get into the basket.
The evening is already coming to an end.
The moon is coming out in the sky.
Yes, it’s time for me to go home.
Tomorrow morning
I’ll start looking for the turnip again,
And now I want to sleep.
Wow, heavy basket
A car would be useful...
The harvest has grown well!
Grandma, come on, curtain
The fairy tale has come to an end.
Well done to whoever listened.
We expect applause from you,
Well, and other compliments...
After all, the artists tried,
Let them be a little confused.
Fairy tale Kolobok

The good old tale about a kolobok can turn into a colorful performance at your home or kindergarten.

Characters:
Kolobok
Grandfather
Grandma
Hare
Wolf
Bear
Fox
Narrator

Scenery:
On the left is a village house, on the right are several Christmas trees in the foreground. In the background is a forest.

Grandfather and grandmother are sitting near the house. Grandfather is whittling something, grandmother is knitting.

Narrator: Once upon a time there lived a grandfather and grandmother. One day my grandfather was sitting and wanted to eat. That's what he says to grandma.

Grandfather: Bake a bun, grandma.

Grandma: What to bake from? There is no flour.

Grandfather: And you, grandma, go, scrape the bottom of the woods, mark the barn! Maybe you'll get some flour.

(Granny stops knitting and comes into the house)

Narrator: The old woman took a feather, scraped it along the bottom of the tree, swept it around the barn, and collected about two handfuls of flour. I kneaded the dough, fired up the stove, and baked a bun. The resulting bun is both fluffy and aromatic.

(Grandma puts a toy bun on the windowsill)

Narrator: Grandma put the bun on the window to cool. And the bun jumped out of the window and rolled along the path.

(Instead of a toy, a child appears on stage playing the role of Kolobok. He runs into the forest, saying sentences).

Kolobok:
I'm scraping my bottom,
sweeping through the barn,
planted in the oven,
It's cold at the window!
I left Grandfather and
left Grandma!

(The Hare jumps out from behind the tree on the right to meet Kolobok).

Hare: Kolobok, rosy side! I will eat you!

Kolobok: Don't eat me, little Bunny! I'll tell you a poem.

I'm scraping my bottom,
sweeping through the barn,
planted in the oven,
It's cold at the window!
I left Grandfather and
left Grandma!
And I’ll even leave you, Hare!

Narrator: And Kolobok rolled on; only the Hare saw him!
(Kolobok quickly “rolls” past the Hare and disappears behind the fir trees on the right. The Hare runs away in the opposite direction).
(Music is playing)
(Kolobok appears from behind the fir trees on the left, from behind the fir trees on the right the Wolf comes out to meet Kolobok).

Wolf: Kolobok, rosy side! I will eat you!

Kolobok: Don't eat me, gray Wolf! I'll tell you a poem.

I'm scraping my bottom,
sweeping through the barn,
planted in the oven,
It's cold at the window!
I left Grandfather and
left Grandma's
I left the Hare, and I’ll leave you, Wolf, even more so!

(Kolobok quickly “rolls” past the Wolf and disappears behind the fir trees on the right. The Wolf runs away in the opposite direction).
(Music is playing)
(Kolobok appears from behind the fir trees on the left, from behind the fir trees on the right the Bear comes out to meet Kolobok).

Bear: Kolobok, rosy side! I will eat you!

Kolobok: Don't eat me, Clubfoot! I'll tell you a poem.

I'm scraping my bottom,
sweeping through the barn,
planted in the oven,
It's cold at the window!
I left Grandfather and
left Grandma's
I left the Hare
I left the Wolf, and I’ll leave you, Bear, even more so!

The bun quickly “rolls” past the Bear and disappears behind the fir trees on the right. The bear goes in the opposite direction.
Music is playing.
Kolobok appears from behind the fir trees on the left, from behind the fir trees on the right the Fox comes out to meet Kolobok.

Fox: Kolobok, rosy side! I will eat you!

Kolobok:
I'm scraping my bottom,
sweeping through the barn,
planted in the oven,
It's cold at the window!
I left Grandfather and
left Grandma's
I left the Hare
I left the Wolf

I left the Bear, and I’ll leave you, Fox, even more so!

Fox: Oh, how wonderfully you sing! Yes, I began to hear poorly. Come closer and tell me one more time!

Narrator: Kolobok was glad that they listened to him, and rolled up very close to the sly fox.

Kolobok:
I'm scraping my bottom,
sweeping through the barn,
planted in the oven,
It's cold at the window!

Narrator: And the little fox, his - Am! - and ate it.
Although no... Kolobok still managed to escape. But after that he never boasted again.
That's the end of the fairy tale! And whoever listened - well done!

TALE SCENARIO: “TEREMOK IN A NEW WAY”

(can be used at any holiday as an improvisation scene)
Everyone in the world loves fairy tales.
Adults and children love it.
Fairy tales teach us kindness and hard work
They tell you how to live
To be friends with everyone around you.
Teremok in a new way, we will show you now.
Listen to the story, my friend.
Don’t eat your pie:
(music plays while visiting a fairy tale)
In some kingdom
In a distant state
In a clearing among flowers
Teremok rose.
(a tower comes out)
He was neither short nor tall.

Who was running past?
Tell me friends...

No, that's not what you're saying.
This is a mansion in a new way...
A bun ran past...
(gingerbread man runs out to the music)
He sees: a miracle tower,
Alone in an open field.
Kolobchek was surprised
He came up and stopped.
Kolobok. Who lives there in the mansion?
Maybe he’ll invite you to visit?
Let me knock on the door... (Knocks)
Whose, tell me, is this tower?

Ved. But no one responded
The house turned out to be vacant.
Kolobok enters the little mansion and looks out of the window.
Kolobok. I will live in a mansion,
Sing songs and don’t bother.

Ved. One day or another Kolobok lives...

Kolobok. It's so boring in the house alone!
There is no one to sing and dance with...
I wish I could invite someone to visit!

Ved. At that time, one old woman -
Grandma Yozhka laughs,
I went out into the field for a walk,
Fly on a broom.
(Baba Yaga flies out on a broom to the music)
Sees: mansion-teremok,
Alone in an open field.
Then the old lady was surprised,
She came up and stopped.

Baba Yaga(knocks): Who lives here in the mansion?
Maybe he’ll invite you to visit?

Kolobok(Peeps out)
Lives here, Kolobok - ruddy side
And who are you?

Baba Yaga. I am a cheerful old lady.
Grandma Yozhka- giggle. (jumps for joy).
I'll be your friend!
And now across the threshold
I'll drop by, I'm in the tower!
It's just the two of us now
And, let's dance and sing! (jumps into the mansion).
Ved. They began to live and live,
Songs to sing and dance!

Ved. The cat ran past,
Soft paws, scratches on paws.
(the cat comes out to the music)
I saw the tower and was surprised (looks around)

Kitty: I'll knock on the door with my paw,
Whose, tell me, is this tower?

Heroes in the tower: I am Kolobok - ruddy side,
I am Grandma Yozhka-laughing. Well, who are you, answer!

Cat. And I'm a purring cat.
I can live with you!

Kolobok and Baba Yaga. The three of us will be friends!
The cat enters the mansion

Ved. They began to live and live,
Songs to sing and dance!
Here from the thicket, from the thick
A forest man came out...
(Lesovik comes out to the music)

Lesovik. I am thirsty! I wish I could drink some water! (I saw a tower)
What a miracle tower,
Alone in an open field?
Let me come closer... (hears singing and laughter)
Cheerful laughter can be heard in the house.
I'll knock on the door...
Whose, tell me, is this tower?



- And Grandma Yozhka is a laughing woman!
- Well, and with them the Cat!
Well, who are you?
Lesovik. I’m a cool guy, Lesovichok.

Heroes. So come live with us.
Lesovichok enters the little mansion.

Ved. They began to live and live,
Songs to sing and dance!
A mouse ran past
(the mouse runs out to the music)
I saw a tower in the field.
There was a soft knock on the door
Mouse. Who lives there in the mansion?
Is he dancing and singing there?

The heroes take turns peeking out from behind the door:
- Lives here, Kolobok - ruddy side!
- And Grandma Yozhka is a laughing woman!
- Well, and with them the Cat!
-And Lesovichok is a cool guy!
Well, who are you?
Mouse. And I’m a little mouse, let me live with you.

Heroes. No no no
What mice!?
There is no place for mice in the house!

Ved. The mouse became sad and began to cry.
But suddenly Teremok turned on his right side
And said:
Teremok. Shame on you, friends!
Prejudice is nonsense!
Mouse is a cute little animal!
Let her go!

The heroes felt ashamed(they leave the house and calm the mouse)
Let's let you in, Little Mouse,
We are now one family.
In our wonderful little house,
We will sing, we will dance, we will dance.

Everyone dances together.

Ved. That's the end of the fairy tales,
and whoever listened - well done!
Let's applaud our heroes.